DOIN' RICKY'S LAUNDRY...
by dabeev@starpower.net

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Shit, roomie. House is empty on a dog-day Saturday, and ain't that just as convenient 'as ya please, AIN'T IT? Couldn't have planned it better, could 'ya? Well - okay, 'ya know what that means. Gemme my beer, dipshit, 'ya know 'ya got work ta do... yeah. Work ta do. Saturday afternoon an' ya know what that means, don'tcha?

What?

It's LAUNDRY DAY, dickhead... laundry day an' ya know what that means... quit fuckin' aroun'. While I'm gettin' comfortable here in my chair, putin' up my feet - 'ya know what ta do. Off. Strip 'em clothes off - pull 'em off an' drop 'em in the corner. 'Ya know the routine. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Shit, pervert, lookit that fuckin' bone o'yours... Cripes, man, I don't wanna look at that fuckin' thing... Well - WHERE IS IT? Huh? Well -GET it fagboy, an' get it quick. Awww. Poor little fagboy punk hasta wear his frilly little footpig's apron when he's doin' the laundry... awww. SHUT UP! Think I wanna risk yer slimy spunk all over my jeans, all over my clothes?

Shit - after workin' all week they're stinkin' and sweaty enough as it is - think I wanna get 'em funked up? C'mere - turn aroun... Yeah.

I'll tie the fucker - tie yer fuckin' laundry apron strings... TIGHT! There! We don't want no fuckin' accidents now, do we? DO WE? WHAT? Now - turn aroun'.... yeah- yeah- turn, faggot. Lookit 'ya. Cripes. Shit Sissy perv faggot all ready ta do the laundry in his sissy perv frilly apron... now, ain't 'ya PRETTY, footfag??? Shit! 'Ya ain't nothin' but sickenin' with that thing o'yers stickin' out straight like that - lookin' like a faggot puptent, 'ya know? YA KNOW? WHAT?? Aw, quit that bawlin' crap - down on your knees, pervert. There. Right under yer pig-sniff nose. Smell good? Like those stinky ol' chucks o'mine? HEY - DID I SAY TOUCH 'EM? Hey - get those hands behind yer back, faggot. No touchin'. Just lean down, lean over - yeah, right over 'em. Now - deep sniff, faggot - cm'on big deep whiff. Smell good? Get yer faggot dick hard? Now.... lean over. Kiss it. Kiss that stinkin' sneaker. Pucker up 'yer lips like a faggot blowfish, pervert, lemme see how much 'ya love my chuck-stink.... yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

NOW – take the shoelace in yer teeth, pig - there! Yeah, dickhead! Pull it! Pull it hard with yer teeth. All the way..... NOW - use yer hands and get that fuckin' shoe off. NOW! FAST! QUICK! FASTER! Hand it to me - hand it over. Now.... look at me. Lemme see yer pussy-mouth. Stick yer tongue out.... stick it out... beg...

Want it, fag? Need it fag? Ya do? Ya need it BAD???? Well - THERE! Yeah. 'Ya fuckin' love it when I jam this stinky ol' chuck up hard into yer faggot face, don'tcha? DON'TCHA? Sniff it! Sniff it, pervert! 'Ya fuckin' LOVE that fuckin' stink, don'tcha? WHAT? Louder! Ya LOVE it, don'tcha? DON'TCHA? Okay - quit it - 'yer makin'

Me sick with yer pathetic, whiny deviant crap. HERE - Now - right in yer faggot face, bitch - hot, stinkin' wet, sweaty, funky, filthy dirty bully-boy jock-sock. Right in yer fuckin' fag face, jes' the way

'ya like it...

Hot, ain't it? STINKS, don't it? WHEW! That's one motherfuckin'

Dirty sock, ain't it? Yeah. It oughta be. Oughta. Wore 'em since Tuesday. Ya know that? Savin' up my funk an' stink all week jes' fer yer sick perverted needs.... an' ya do need it, don'tcha? DONTCHA? WHAT? SHUT UP! It's laundry time, pig, time to do the laundry! Go ahead - go ahead - 'ya know what ta do....yeah,peel t off.... sticks to my sweaty fuckin' foot, don't it? Matted.... Peel it off.

NOW - an' lean over... take a good deep faggot sniff between my fuckin' toes. Oh, yeah,bitch, 'ya LOVE that, don'tcha? Stinkin' funky filthy toe-jam sweat-treats from a real man fer the pathetic little faggot pervert, right? Stick out yer tongue - yeah... yeah.

Clean 'em up, now, faggot.... clean 'em up good. YEAH. Slurp 'em up. Eat that toejam, bitch. I want clean feet, ya understand? Clean fuckin' feet, 'ya goddamn pig! Suck it! Suck that toe the way you'd like ta suck my big fat goddamn cock! Yeah - toe-blow.... up and down, in and out, ride that jammy toe, bitch.... yeah. Cripes.... Ya'd like that, wouldn't ya, pervert? Ya'd LOVE it, wouldn't 'ya? The fuckin' PRIVILEGE of gettin' yer pig-sniff face down under my

balls an' between my legs an' suckin' what 'ya REALLY need.

Ya'd love that, wouldn't 'ya?

But 'ya know why 'ya can't, don'tcha bitch? Huh? WHAT? Look at me,

fag. Look at me straight an' show me that pussy-mouth of yers.... AWWWWW. Poor frustrated little perrrrrvvv.... I feel so SORRY fer 'ya.....Well, ya KNOW ya can't suck my cock, bitch, 'ya KNOW ya can't an' 'ya know WHY, don'tcha? Sure 'ya do. AWWW. Well, I'll tell 'ya

again - YA CAN'T HAVE MY DICK 'CAUSE 'YA AIN'T FUCKIN' GOOD ENOUGH,

'YA ABNORMAL FREAK - 'ya GOT THAT? 'Ya ain't even good enough to SMELL

me down there. Are ya? ARE YA? WHAT? SAY IT, SAY IT NOW! I wanna

HEAR it!

Cripes. Yeah. Okay. But ya ARE good enough to do my laundry, ain'tcha? Stand up now - stand up in front of me with that stinkin' sock. AWWW. Ain't YOU a pretty little sight? Such a pathetic, horny, desperate fag-perv - all NAKED under his frilly little laundry apron.... AWWW.... So - GO AHEAD! Do it! Take it in 'yer mouth, baby - take that stinkin' sweat-wet sock in yer mouth.... yeah. NOW - launder it, bitch. Suck that sweat out. Swish 'yer spit back an' forth in it, get that foot funk outta that sock. An' hurry up, baby – HURRY UP! 'Cause I got ANOTHER stinkin' sock down here on THIS foot that 'ya ain't even STARTED on yet.... an' ya know what? I even got a little special SURPRISE fer 'ya. 'Ya LIKE little surprises, don't 'ya? Yeah, SURE 'ya do... well, I worn these boxers all week too. Worn 'em every day...an' ya know what? Every time my sweaty citole itched, I reached back there an' DUG my finger in deep to stop that fuckin' itch.... SO - hurry up with that sock, Maytag-mouth - 'cause these shorts are gonna need some serious cleanin' too - AN' I AIN'T

GOT ALL FUCKIN' DAY! Chow down! Clean 'em up, pig!